The pandemic provided plenty of time to proceed with projects, but I also need breaks. A local television station shows the old Bewitched program during my lunch time. Watching the show brought up some good questions about why the witches and humans have the relationships that they do. That made me wonder: how does that relate to my characters?
Bewitched was a program from 1964 to 1972. It centered around an advertising executive, who was a human, being married to a witch. The husband, named Darrin, opposes the use of magic. The wife, named Samantha, tries to adhere to his wishes. His wife’s family is offended by his bigotry against the wife’s nature. The humor of the series comes from Darrin as the straight man forced to deal with the absurdity of the magic, usually because the inlaws are up to something.
Within the show, Samantha does not tell Darrin that she is a witch until after they are married. It seems like something she should have mentioned earlier. The mother-in-law, named Endora, meets him shortly after and is angered by his opposition to witchcraft. She resists turning him into an artichoke, but they are hostile to each other from that point forward.
It is obvious that the witches are extremely powerful. They are shown to alter the nature of reality practically on a whim. The in-laws may be nicer to him out of respect for Samantha, who seems to love him, but the witches have all the power needed to do anything they want to the entire mortal world.
So, why do they not do whatever they want?
Humanity is probably a big threat. If we look at primitive humans, we can see the danger they pose. Any single human is a clawless, barely-fanged bag of Tiger Chow. It’s never the individual that is an issue. Humans have three characteristics that would make them a serious threat even to the witches of the Bewitched world.
First, humans are persistence hunters. Most animals are designed to conserve energy. When threatened, the prey may fight a little, or they may run out of the immediate danger area, but they want the conflict to end quickly. Conflict uses energy. Humans, with their highly efficient bipedal walking, can just keep walking toward the prey. A gazelle can run away easily the first few times, but constantly having to run away really wears them out. Before too long, the humans come over the rise and the gazelle just doesn’t have the energy to run. Humans just don’t stop.
Second, humans tend to swarm. An individual or even a small group may be easy pickings for a powerful enemy or predator. Then more humans come. We build mobs, tribes, and armies, all larger and more dangerous. Breeding-age humans are always in heat and can produce more humans at an extraordinary rate. It takes a while for the new humans to be fully functional, but they will contribute to those armies. Human groups that do not get along will set aside their differences temporarily if they have a common enemy.
Third, humans are tool builders. We figure things out and build tools to exploit what we learned. We went from stick, to pointy stick, to stick with pointy rock, in a relatively short time for a species. Now we have pointy intercontinental ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads. If humans find out about the witches in an official capacity, there would be a witch autopsy in no time just to figure out how they work. The witchs’ advantage with magic would soon be met with a human-built thaumic cannon in short order.
During the series, the witches bother Darrin, but they are very careful to keep their witchcraft secret from other humans. It seems very important to them that humanity does not know witches exist. Given the danger posed by the human species, that is in their best interest. Humans are horrifying.
How does any of this apply to my characters? The current stories involve different species, but they are really just variations on humans. Over time, the variations divided the types into distinct groups with their own characteristics. It is important to look at the histories of these groups to determine why they are like they are and how that affects their behavior.
How did their environment shape them? Do they have a greater resistance to some aspect of their home, such as extreme heat or cold? Do they have less resistance to the opposite? How does history affect the morphology of the new subspecies?
After exploring those questions, the next step is to ask how these differences play out when members of the different groups interact. Does one group fear the other? Is there distrust? Does one group believe something ridiculous about the other group that simply isn’t true?
Obviously, Bewitched is a very successful series and there is much that can be learned by studying it. We should always try to learn from others as we hone our own craft. We should also take the time to know where our characters come from.