I made arrangements to get the Buick LeSabre into the shop, the same shop that fixed my KIA Rio. Unfortunately, the Buick wouldn’t start. The battery died while sitting in front of my house. Well, that was annoying, but the car was headed for the shop anyway. I would let them take care of it.
My regular towing service popped by to load the Buick on the flatbed. Off it went. Since it was a backup vehicle, the shop could take its time. I wasn’t worried about anything, yet.
I assumed the car would need tires, breaks, shocks and struts, and all the fluids replaced. Turned out the tires still had tread, so I didn’t replace them. Everything else on my list needed work. There were a few additional things that I hadn’t noticed when looking things over at the dealership.
A couple of the parts that hold the engine to the rest of the car, called “motor mounts”, were broken. Part of the steering system was leaking fluids, so that needed to be replaced. They also replaced the battery.
At this point, I was approaching the original planned maximum budget. The mechanic said the engine was otherwise in really good shape. Since the 3800 V-6 was a forever engine, I should be able to drive the car another ten to twenty years with proper maintenance. That meant I would be able to get my money’s worth.
I drove the car back home with a few errands on the way.
A few days later, I couldn’t start it. The battery was dead. It seemed I had an intermittent, electrical problem. That meant that sometimes, but not all the time, some piece of the wiring would just decide to drain the battery. I hate intermittent problems.
While hunting for the issue, I found that once the windshield wipers were on, they stayed on until I pulled the fuse. This was also a “sometimes” problem. It was getting really annoying.
The Bigger Issue
The main problem with all this was that I was in the middle of a semester. I have absolutely zero free time in the middle of a semester. That meant no time to hunt down electrical issues.
I called my regular shop to get their opinion. They said they weren’t really equipped to handle that sort of problem and recommended an automotive electrical shop. I made arrangements there.
The day of the appointment, I attached my newly charged battery and drove to work. At work, I disconnected the battery so it wouldn’t drain. After work, I reconnected the battery and drove over to the new shop and dropped it off. A taxi got me home. It’s not fun having a car that needs extra steps to do basic things.
A week went by and they hadn’t found anything. It turned out they were just going out every morning and starting the car. Since nothing changed, they didn’t know where to look. I suggested they start the car and take it for a drive to see if something could be shaken loose.
Honestly, I was getting frustrated at the lack of progress. I contemplated just having them stop and I would take the car elsewhere. That is when they called to let me know what they found.
The ignition cylinder, the part where the key goes, was missing some of its innards. That meant that you could take the key out regardless of the position. If you didn’t have the key in just the right place, it would turn on the accessories for the car and drain the battery.
Time for a Switch
Unfortunately, they could not replace the ignition switch because it was missing those parts and they wouldn’t know how to configure a new one for the key. They recommended that I contact a locksmith who worked on vehicles. They were, however, able to fix my dashboard so all the gauges worked and the light usually worked.
I called around to a couple of locksmiths. Most weren’t interested, probably because it sounds suspicious that I would want a new cylinder when the old was missing its parts. It sounds like a stolen vehicle. The most positive response was, “I’ll do some research and get back to you.” He never got back to me.
Ignition cylinder kits are available online. If you don’t know how to configure them, they are useless. It took a while, but I found an old YouTube video of a guy showing exactly how to determine the configuration of General Motors keys from my car’s era so you can configure an ignition cylinder.
Feeling web-educated, I ordered a kit. The instructions were easy to follow, so I got the cylinder configured for my key. I tried it with all three keys. Now all I needed was a mix of free time and warm weather to put the new cylinder into the car. I’m still waiting and will probably be waiting until summer.
You may ask, why not do the work in the garage? Well, a Buick LeSabre is a lengthy car. Though my tiny KIA Rio fits well enough, the Buick does not. When I pulled it in, the front was inches away from the workbench and the rear was inches from the garage door. Opening the doors barely gave enough room to get in.
Of course, I did have to do some work in the garage. There was the matter of the driver’s seat belt buckle replacement. What a pain.