Mary had a little stalker
Who couldn’t understand, “No”
And everywhere that Mary went
The Stalker would surely go
The cops said that their hands were tied
So Mary bought a gun
And when the stalker went too far
His stalking days were done.
Mary had a little stalker
Who couldn’t understand, “No”
And everywhere that Mary went
The Stalker would surely go
The cops said that their hands were tied
So Mary bought a gun
And when the stalker went too far
His stalking days were done.